|What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?|
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
|Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? |
They both drop their needles !
|What's Christmas called in England ?|
Yule Britannia !
|What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?|
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
|Why is a like being thirsty ?|
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
|What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? |
A pineapple !
|What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? |
Platform shoes !
|What did the big candle say to the little candle ? |
I'm going out tonight !
|Whats happens to you at Christmas ? |
Yule be happy !
|How long does it take to burn a candle down ? |
About a wick !
| Knock Knock|
Who's there ?
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
|What did one Angel say to the other ?|
Halo there !
|How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? |
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
|What do elephants sing at Christmas ? |
No-elephants, no elephants !
|What does Dracula write on his |
Best vicious of the season
|What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas ? |
Cross mouse cards !
|How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? |
A merry Christmas to ewe