| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! |
| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles ! |
| What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia ! |
| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it ! |
| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them ! |
| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple ! |
| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes ! |
| What did the big candle say to the little candle ? I'm going out tonight ! |
| Whats happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy ! |
| How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ? Mary Mary who ? Mary Christmas ! |
| What did one Angel say to the other ? Halo there ! |
| How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" ! |
| What do elephants sing at Christmas ? No-elephants, no elephants ! |
| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season |
| What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas ? Cross mouse cards ! |
| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe |
2 comments:
Oh yah, now I have joke ammunition for hubby and granddaughter. I especially love the one about the bald guy and his comb. Thank you for the giggles my Sweet Secret Santa. Smiles, Sandy
LOL @ bald guy! I wanted to keep them "clean" so that you could share them. =)
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